04 | VOICE

[ The feed begins with a long sigh. ]

Guess we all got screwed over by that giant octopus thing, huh? [ Kanji cracks his neck and clicks his tongue and teeth together. ] It's always the really gross ones that are damn hard to beat down. . .[ Briefly, he remembers a giant floating eyeball covered in fog before he shakes his head away from the memory. ]

So. While it's gettin' its beauty sleep, what's the battle plan for the next time it starts wavin' its...uhh, tentacles all over the place? I ain't gonna let it hurt anymore people, so let's just work together and get rid of it, yeah?

[ A thoughtful pause. ]

Ma cooks squid sometimes. With really good sauce and stuffin'. She guts it out and chops it up and takes out the ink and shit. Wonder if that'll work with a big-ass octopus. . .?

[......yes, Kanji. LET'S LITERALLY, COOK IT. ]